Free steak knives, Eiffel Tower

Posted by: gruso


BREAKING NEWS: Pandora buyers will receive free steak knives for just $3 each, according to an announcement from project lead Craigix today. The unofficial blog caught up with an exhausted Craig as he was assembling a flat-pack display unit for the knives. “It’s a lot of work to set these things up,” he explained. Craig received the shipment of knives unexpectedly, after ordering a shipment of forks from Nigeria. “Nothing but an elaborate scam,” he spat. Now these free knives can be yours for a low $4 each. But that’s not all. If you buy a full set of free steak knives at just $5 each, you’ll also get the Eiffel Tower. That’s not a typo, Craig will give you the Eiffel Tower. “It’s pretty bloody solid. Probably much stronger than it needs to be.” Call now!




  1. whahahahahahahahahahaha!

  2. want.

  3. YES! exactly what i was waiting for, ONE FULL SET for me please!

  4. I’m worried about delivery dates, given the progress of other Craigix projects… and is there any word on whether there will be any spoon compatability issues?

    OItherwise – brill Unofficial Update Gruso! šŸ˜‰

  5. Hey it’s Spence from ShamWow fame!

  6. actually, that is a typo, craig said himself “the Iiffel Tower”

  7. šŸ˜€

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