Free steak knives, Eiffel Tower
BREAKING NEWS: Pandora buyers will receive free steak knives for just $3 each, according to an announcement from project lead Craigix today. The unofficial blog caught up with an exhausted Craig as he was assembling a flat-pack display unit for the knives. “It’s a lot of work to set these things up,” he explained. Craig received the shipment of knives unexpectedly, after ordering a shipment of forks from Nigeria. “Nothing but an elaborate scam,” he spat. Now these free knives can be yours for a low $4 each. But that’s not all. If you buy a full set of free steak knives at just $5 each, you’ll also get the Eiffel Tower. That’s not a typo, Craig will give you the Eiffel Tower. “It’s pretty bloody solid. Probably much stronger than it needs to be.” Call now!